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2015 Christmas Wishes for You

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2015

Obviously I wish the best of holiday cheer to all of you, along with predictions of happiness and success in 2016.

That said, I have a very special gift for my female readers (attribution: the Internet). Sadly, I’m not skilled enough to make a version for you guys.

However, you are welcome to share it with the women in your life; they’ll appreciate it — and you for thinking of them.

Merry Christmas To My Female Friends

If I were ol’ Santa, you know what I’d do
I’d dump silly gifts that are given to you

And deliver some things just inside your front door
Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I’d give you back all your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.

Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

I’d bring back the shape with which you were gifted
So things now suspended need not be uplifted.

I’d draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
Till you’d be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

I’d remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
So you wouldn’t spend hours rubbing grease on your skin.

You’d never have flashes or queer dizzy spells,
And you wouldn’t hear noises like ringing of bells.

No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes,
No searching for spectacles when they’re right on your nose.

Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny,
From a doctor who thinks you’re a nervous old granny.

You’d never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed since your muscles won’t ache.

Yes, if I were Santa, you’d never look stupid,
You’d be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

I’d give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle,
And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.

But alas! I’m not Santa. I’m simply just me,
The “matronest” of matrons you ever did see.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I’ve got,
But I’m due at my doctor’s for an estrogen shot.

Even though we’ve grown older, this wish is sincere,
Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.

Have a warm, wonderful Christmas and I’ll see you again in 2015 (although I don’t guarantee how many times:).

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Say Hello to IT Professional Day

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015

It’s about time!

Today is a new holiday and one that’s been a long time coming.

We already have a day dedicated to bosses and admin/secretaries and now Solar Winds has proposed making September IT Professional Day in honor of one of the most ignored, when things are working, and maligned, when things go wrong, departments. Bare i 2016 ble det lansert over 100 nye casinoer for det norske markedet https://www.casinonorske.com/spilleautomater-på-nett.

So a company called SolarWinds that runs a social network for IT Pros is trying to change that by creating the first ever IT Pro Day.

So take your IT folks to lunch today and share this with your network. Life would be a lot more frazzled without them!

Entitlement on Steroids

Monday, July 13th, 2015

What’s the excuse these days for bad manners? Or no manners.

Click the video to see 11 seconds of 100% pure entitlement.

And self-absorbed doesn’t begin to describe him.

“New York Magazine reports the guy asked the ushers: “Well where can I charge it?””

YouTube credit: garruba1

DIY Cooling for Summer

Thursday, July 9th, 2015

It’s summer; it’s hot and air-conditioning is expensive.

Heat pumps and ceiling fans are inexpensive to run, but not everybody has them.

And window unit air conditioners are expensive to run.

I saw a great DIY solution on Business Insider and thought I would share.

There is little initial investment, it’s cheap to use and very simple to make.

Best, especially in places like California, you can reuse the same water over and over in containers or use the cooler blocks (the ones you freeze) from a dollar store.

Here’s all you do.

The Chimp & I

Wednesday, May 6th, 2015

I often claim the label of Luddite and am know to my friends as a digital dinosaur (I spent the weekend upgrading from Office 2003 to 2007).

I’m not a lover of the Internet of Things, because I believe anything/everything can be hacked. (If you have evidence to the contrary, please share).

To me, the idea of hackable self-driving cars is a nightmare and drones make me cringe.

Obviously, I’m not the only one who feels this way.

It seems my revulsion is shared by my distant cousins.

However, if I react the same way I would probably be sued and possibly jailed.

The problem, of course, is that technology is light years ahead of society, not only on a moral/ethical level, but on a consideration of consequences — of which there seems to be none.

Video credit: Bergers’ Zoo

Leadership and a Bit of Magic

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

Every so often I sneak a day off from writing and share that month’s Leadership Development Carnival with you as I am doing today.

Excellent info, so do click over.

But first…

We all know that tech is creeping into everything, but did you expect it to converge with magic?

It has and, of course, once again Apple is first.

Image credit: TheEllenShow

Hydrate Yourself with Plant Nanny

Monday, March 16th, 2015

plant-nannyLast year I wrote two posts on the value of sleep and how to power nap, important to all, but especially to entrepreneurs.

Without good sleep your life will be ruined, but if you don’t drink enough water your life will end, period. (Note: it’s not a comfortable ending.)

People know this, it’s not rocket science.

But knowing isn’t doing.

So as a public service today I’m sharing an article about Plant Nanny; a whimsical way to make sure you stay hydrated.

When you download the app, you input some personal information (height, weight, physical activity level) and then pick out a plant. Plant Nanny tells you how many cups of water you have to drink per day.

For every cup of water you drink, you tap the little circle in the bottom right hand corner. The goal is to drink all the cups of water you’re supposed to every day. It keeps your plant happy, and presumably it keeps you hydrated. If you forget to water your plant, it will look sad. If you completely neglect it, it will die and you’ll have to start over.

I like the fact that the amount of water, as well as the size of your “cup,” is customizable based on you — not one-size-fits-all, which it doesn’t.

It works on iPhone and Android, so you don’t have that excuse.

Besides being a lot healthier, water is a whole lot cheaper — as in free.

If you have a thing against tap water, invest in a good, refillable, filtering water bottle.

Because a lot of bottled water is not special and plastic is definitely not green.

Happy hydrating.

Image credit: Plant Nanny

My New Year’s Eve Dinner Party

Thursday, January 1st, 2015

Before we get back to business, I thought I’d share my New Year’s Eve dinner party with you.

(I’m the coolest cat at the party.)

Video credit: Freshpet

The Day Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

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‘Twas the day before Christmas I sat down to write,
but nothing came—writer’s block was my plight.
The net was the answer, I knew in my bones,
infinite info would lead me back to my zone.
The idea leapt out as you will see,
a once-a-year treat found by using this key!
Then enjoy Christmas day, it’ll soon be past;
be mindful and caring, ‘cause the time won’t last!

I want to wish you all a lovely, mindful day filled with caring companionship and joy.

And for those of you who need help facing down all those holiday goodies, check out the truth about chocolate. It should help.

I also want to give a heads-up.

I have a heavy schedule between now and 2015, so new posts will be intermittent at best.

See you all for sure January 2, 2015. (A date I find hard to believe is happening next week!)

Image credit: unkown

Thanksgiving Prelude

Wednesday, November 26th, 2014

Remember; Thanksgiving food has NO calories—so give thanks!

turkey-ham

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I’ll see you all on Monday.

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