Gobble ‘til You Wobble
by Miki Saxon
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving.
Today is a day for good advice utilizing a compendium from past posts.
First, remember that Thanksgiving food has NO calories—so give thanks!
Next, good wishes from the Internet.
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Finally, a small offering to print out (just add crayons) that may provide you with at least ten minutes of peace. If your group includes multiple kids, or inner children, print enough for all and have a contest. Click to find larger versions for your party.
One more thing.
Christmas parties are just around the corner, so the more you farctate (look it up) today the less you can in December.
