Weekend brain food
by Miki Saxon–
It’s Friday. I don’t feel like writing, but want to leave you with something to ruminate on over the weekend, so here are some thought provoking questions to stimulate your brain.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make the Teflon stick to the pan?
If you were driving at the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, what would happen?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why aren’t airplanes made of the same material that is used to make the indestructible little black boxes that record flight information?
What would you touch with a ten-foot pole
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
And finally�did you know that you can find totally healthy, guilt-free, fruit sweetened, no fat, vegan approved, chocolate from Wax Orchards?
