Miki’s Rules to Live by: A Quick Reminder
by Miki SaxonYou may find this surprising, but the phones you texted to arrange getting together for dinner are not sentient.
In reality, they are the property of sentient beings whose face2face company you enjoy (or did at one time).
Since you planned a meal with them, I’ll assume you still do and suggest you follow the advice below.
Buon appetito or, if you prefer, bon apetite.
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