Halloween 2012
by Miki Saxon
Looking back on previous Halloween posts I seem to have written rhymes for most of them (here’s a link to past efforts).
No one’s thrown any rotten eggs, so I guess I’ll do another one.
On the other hand, no one’s said anything positive, either.
Anyway, here are my contributions to the 2012 treats and tricks—or possibly part of the horror show.
Halloween is the night for spooks,
but mostly I run into kooks;
they dress kind of funny
even look like a bunny,
but are fast to put up their dukes.
Oops, that’s pretty lame; let me try again.
There was a young lady named Sue
who was invited to a Halloween do.
She hemmed and she hawed,
found a costume that awed
and so sexy the guys formed a queue.
<sigh> Not much of an improvement, but the third is supposed to be the charm, so here goes.
If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands.
If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands.
If you’re sexy and you know it Halloween’s the time to show it
If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands.
If you’re sexy and you know it make your plans.
If you’re sexy and you know it make your plans.
Remember vampires they show it, while ghosts don’t even know it
If you’re sexy and you know it make your plans.
So much for the charm; it’s more like a hex.
I’m sure you can do better; please do so in comments.
And may your Halloween outshine my rhymes by at least a billion watts.
Flickr image credit: hanna horwarth
October 31st, 2012 at 1:04 pm
With fabric and stitches
we cloth ghosts and witches –
we send them out into the night.
With very few misses
they come home with riches
and dump it all out in the light.
October 31st, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Well done, Julie!
October 31st, 2014 at 1:16 am
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