As I told you a few weeks ago, I thought I’d use Saturday to comment on relatively obscure politcal stuff that I found amusing. Not an easy task these days.
So I was cruising around the net looking and I found this,
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Then I got to thinking about what you’d get if you crossed a Democrat and a Republican.
You could end up with a Demopublican (a demonstrating tavern owner [or tax collector]).
Or a Repcrat (an advocate of tranversely corded fabric).
Not nearly as good as the many bloodsucking creatures.
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with ‘Once Upon A Time’?”
He replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If elected I promise’.”