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Annual review humor

by Miki Saxon

Since it’s review time I thought I’d share the following excerpts taken from various annual reviews. Some are hearsay, others I know are real, because they were personally shared with me.

  • Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
  • I would not allow this employee to breed.
  • This employee is not so much of a has-been, but more of a never-will-be.
  • This employee opens her mouth only to change feet.
  • He’s out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
  • She suffers from delusions of adequacy.
  • He sets low goals and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  • He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.
  • He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
  • When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
  • Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
  • If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • Needs both hands and feet to count past two.
  • Her resume failed to mention her previous job: Cinderella’s wicked stepmother.
  • If everything seems to be going well I know that she’s out of the office that day.
  • The best position for this employee would be with one of our competitors.

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